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A few words from Danny Baker, The Spoiler’s choice for MOTD2!

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Hey MOTD2, how about Danny Baker for the job?

He’d be great, no?

The big television talk today appears to be all about the contenders to plug the Adrian Chiles shaped hole at the BBC, following his rather dramatic two-fingered flounce over to ITV. There are whispers of the little one from Top Gear perching [...]

Listen to Bohemian Rhapsody – the football version!

Danny Baker and the BBC 5 Live gang make musical history

Have you always wanted to hear a version of Queen’s ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ with every lyric replaced with a footballer’s name? You have? [...]

Exclusive: Dennis Wise’s plans for Newcastle revealed!

Wise and Jiminez’s international transfer list, in pencil…

First Nick Faldo and now Dennis Wise – what is it with men of sports authority and leaving bits of paper with team clues lying around? This fell out of Dennis Wise’s pocket in a local pie, mash, eels [...]

Why China will be knocked out of the Olympic football tournament today

Here’s a medal that isn’t guaranteed to the hosts

Only a victory against Brazil in a few hours time will allow China’s football team to advance to the quarter-finals of the men’s [...]