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The Spoiler Awards – Signing of the Season

Hernandez was heartbroken by our harsh decision to snub him

Some pundits will tell you that Javier Hernandez is not only the signing of the season but of the entire century, however we’re going to try to make a case for somebody else, more so to avoid [...]

Make money during Darren Bent’s Aston Villa debut

OMG he joined Villa! When did THIS happen?

So far, the big story from this January’s transfer window has been that of Darren Bent joining Aston Villa. Many years from now, people will no doubt write poetry, songs, or even make movies about it. Alternatively, people won’t [...]

Aston Villa’s new front line gets the comedy treatment

This one comes courtesy of Spoiler reader Matthew:

Gary Glitter is in line to replace Houllier after he heard Villa’s strikers are Young, Bent and possibly Keane.

Darren Bent spotted in arrivals lounge at Aston Villa airport

According to the sport-crazed fishwives who start football chinese whispers, Darren Bent has handed in a transfer request at Sunderland with a view to joining Aston Villa for £18million.

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Roy Hodgson to have a pop at landing Darren Bent

“Whoah!”

With only the shadow of Fernando Torres offering any valid attacking threat, Roy Hodgson has now been linked with a host of decent frontmen to boost his side’s chances of digging themselves out of the doldrums.

Darren Bent returns to Twitter, Japan play three halves and Brazil get a nice welcome

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