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Chelsea’s attacking midfielder panic buying isn’t about to stop

Moses the latest linked with a front-row seat at Stamford Bridge

Eden Hazard, Juan Mata, Marko Marin, Daniel Sturridge and Ramires. Even if Chelsea’s desperate bid to ditch Florent Malouda and Yossi Benayoun succeeds, Roberto Di Matteo is hardly short of players to use in the three behind recently rebranded guaranteed starter Fernando Torres.

But using the mantra that you can never have too much of [...]

Liverpool managing director nails Wigan chairman with killer quip

Sky Sports News-circling rent-a-quote compared to stand-up comic

The higher-ups at Liverpool struggle to attract a positive press. Kenny Dalglish’s one-man war against inane post-match interviews hurried his exit. The owners are painted as impulsive and ignorant. Even Brendan Rodgers, after a fine first press conference, oozed underhandedness and disloyalty in his “we won’t pinch Gylfi Sigurdsson, unless he’d like us to” spiel.

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Dave Whelan’s stint as a Sky Sports News correspondent ends

"Can’t you drag this decision out a bit longer lad?"

Roberto Martinez has confirmed that he will be spending next season with Wigan. Or to be more accurate, Dave Whelan has confirmed that Martinez has confirmed…

In keeping with a fortnight in which Whelan’s publicity-hungry, discretion-famished approach – filing twice-daily updates on any conversations that his manager may or may not have held to everyone’s [...]

Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct to be investigated by the Serious Fraud Office

More great news for Newcastle’s much-loved owner

Youngsters who hang about at bus stops waiting to earn an ASBO will be devastated to learn that their clothing purveyors of choice – JJB Sports and Sports Direct – are to be investigated by the Serious Fraud Office [...]

Dave Whelan has a miraculous change of opinion concerning Michael Owen

What on Earth could have inspired the his change of heart?

Dave Whelan on job hunting Michael Owen, June 17th, 2009:

‘His wages are too expensive, for one thing, and, for another, you have to ask whether he still has the urge, the bottle and the [...]

Dave Whelan thinks Michael Owen has lost his ‘bottle’

Wigan owner lays into job hunting striker

Dave and Roberto display a garment that a certain horse-loving striker will not be wearing

Never one to keep his opinions to himself, Dave Whelan has windmilled his way into the Michael Owen transfer [...]

Wigan are the best value for money in the Premiership

Latics fans get their money’s worth

Dave Whelan might be a bit of an egomaniac and have an unhealthy obsession with Sir Alex, but he definitely knows how to give supporters value for money. Attention-seeking research by ING [...]

Dave Whelan takes exception to Mike Ashley’s jeans and trainers

Sportswear mogul kicks fellow sportswear mogul while he is down

Currently two points adrift in the relegation zone and with only one league win since December, it’s certainly raining shit on Newcastle at the moment. To make matters worse, Wigan owner Dave Whelan has squinted down at [...]