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Mike Ashley’s Sports Direct to be investigated by the Serious Fraud Office

More great news for Newcastle’s much-loved owner

Youngsters who hang about at bus stops waiting to earn an ASBO will be devastated to learn that their clothing purveyors of choice – JJB Sports and Sports Direct – are to be investigated by the Serious Fraud Office [...]

Dave Whelan has a miraculous change of opinion concerning Michael Owen

What on Earth could have inspired the his change of heart?

Dave Whelan on job hunting Michael Owen, June 17th, 2009:

‘His wages are too expensive, for one thing, and, for another, you have to ask whether he still has the urge, the bottle and the [...]

Dave Whelan thinks Michael Owen has lost his ‘bottle’

Wigan owner lays into job hunting striker

Dave and Roberto display a garment that a certain horse-loving striker will not be wearing

Never one to keep his opinions to himself, Dave Whelan has windmilled his way into the Michael Owen transfer [...]

Wigan are the best value for money in the Premiership

Latics fans get their money’s worth

Dave Whelan might be a bit of an egomaniac and have an unhealthy obsession with Sir Alex, but he definitely knows how to give supporters value for money. Attention-seeking research by ING [...]

Dave Whelan takes exception to Mike Ashley’s jeans and trainers

Sportswear mogul kicks fellow sportswear mogul while he is down

Currently two points adrift in the relegation zone and with only one league win since December, it’s certainly raining shit on Newcastle at the moment. To make matters worse, Wigan owner Dave Whelan has squinted down at [...]

Walcott’s war cry, Drogba’s Bundesliga move and Kanoute’s Premiership return

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The Spoiler politely reminds rMike Riley of the correct way to referee a game

Video: A Paraguayan midfielder faint on the pitch [...]

Ashton, Heskey and Nugent are all on the move

28 days to go until the window is flung open

It’s only four weeks until the January transfer window opens and all eyes turn eagerly towards Manchester City in the hope they they will pump [...]

Scudamore and Richards are to blame for the Tevez saga

Should the Premier League have demanded more proof in April?

The latest extract leaked from The Daily Mail’s copy of the Tevez tribunal outcome offers even more proof that the incompetence of Premier League chiefs Richard Scudamore and Dave Richards is to blame for the current situation:

If the Premier League had known what Mr [...]