Gill Jnr

United chiefs look to their own children to solve crisis

Big night for Oliver Gill’s daddy

David Gill

Whilst the children at Arsenal continue to struggle up front, up in beautiful Manchester, it’s the other end of the pitch that has been causing all manner of whirring sounds in the meticulous Ferguson brain.

He’s now without eight of his defenders - namely: Vidic, [...]

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Deadline Day Update

Man Utd linked to French striker André-Pierre Gignac

Toulouse hitman spotted outside Old Trafford, apparently

Avoiding Sky Sports News’ deadline day technique of repeatedly talking about David James’ car still being in the Portsmouth car park, The BBC have taken to spreading the utterly questionable sightings of their readers. A 606 board member posted the following rumour, which was deemed worthy of inclusion [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Will Cristiano Ronaldo regret moving to Real Madrid?

Could C-Ron’s dream move end up being a nightmare?

Cristiano Ronaldo

“After Manchester United it is downhill.” Those are the words that David Gill last month claimed to have heard roll from the tongues of many former Old Trafford employees (although presumably not Gerard Pique!).

The example [...]

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Transfer Talk

David Gill: Cristiano Ronaldo will cost Real Madrid €96m

Manchester Utd chief exec sets a steep price for star player

Cristiano Ronaldo

If Real Madrid are to land long-term transfer target Cristiano Ronaldo, they will have to break the world transfer record for a second time this month, according to Marca.

Today’s edition of the Spanish [...]

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THE CAREER LADDER

Carlos Tevez is warned not to leave Manchester United

It all goes wrong when you exit Old Trafford, just ask these guys

Ruud van Nistelrooy and Diego Forlan

Manchester United chief executive David Gill has arrogantly suggested that Carlos Tevez’s career will go downhill if he walks away from Old Trafford.

He said: ”The game [...]

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Exciting Cashpoint News

David Gill demonstrates the art of withdrawing money

Chief Exec caught being proactive!

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Note to all Premier League chief execs – this is how to keep your people happy.

Perhaps Arsenal could get some kind of cash machine installed, instead of relying on Wenger’s cobwebbed purse?

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