Two sexy Spaniards…
There is a distinct Spanish feel to the transfer rumours today with Real Madrid and Barcelona both chasing some bloody big names.
Before all that though – Chelsea have confirmed Andre Villas-Boas as their next boss. He’s signed a three-year deal.
Apparently, that now means Roman [...]
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It’s come a bit too late for Carlo Ancelotti, but it turns out all you need to do to make Chelsea players happy is give them a [...]
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Thanks to Giles Coren in the Daily Mail, The Spoiler has learnt this today…
“In a way, British men are like white people were in Nineties South Africa or young Germans after the Second World War.
“We are expected to go through a period of atonement [...]
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As is befitting of their crime, Andy Gray and Richard Keys have reportedly been given the night off work to spend time looking long and hard into a mirror, continually reassessing their views on beautiful, strong, independent women. Women who HAVE JOBS. With a bit of luck, this soul [...]
Read moreBig night tonight. All over the country, shirts will be ironed, hair gelled and fashioned into a hot collection of clumps pointing in various different directions, and half of the planet will fall foul of drinking shots far too early. The rest of us will, of course, be sipping port and half-enjoying whichever former Comic [...]
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ANOTHER manager has a World Cup meltdown, this time Slovakia’s Vladimir Weiss Sr. [more on that here]
Is ENG v SVN pitch even worse than Wembley? [
Read moreBeard pictures recreated using Photoshop skills
Well, the big news is that Ashley Cole has grown a beard – this is Phase One of any kind of breakdown. Phase Two should find him listening to Girls Aloud records in his underpants, shouting along hysterically to Cheryl’s [...]
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