RAFA'S RETURN?

Poll – Who should succeed Gerard Houllier at Aston Villa?

Is it time for this popular figure to return to the Premier League?

Rafael Benitez

A fair few Aston Villa fans never took to Gerard Houllier as their manager, and most neutrals weren’t too impressed by his appointment, but undoubtedly what transpired was an awful way for his tenure [...]

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A poll!

Who should be in charge of Chelsea at the start of next season?

He couldn’t, could he?

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With Roman Abramovich starting to resemble a Gollum-esq character who will not rest until he has captured his precious Champions League title, it looks as though Carlo Ancelotti is out on his arse to reside with all the other ex-Chelsea bosses in Valinor.

But who [...]

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Transfer stuff

Phil Neville to Tottenham Hotspur, and more…

Katie Price – crazy hair

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It’s all over. Katie Price and Alex Reid (or Kalex as literally no-one called them) are no more. It was never going to work though, was it? She was clearly still in love with Pete. Everyone could see it, except [...]

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THE IMPORTANCE OF DISTRACTION

Watch out Brentford Bottler: Mr Moyes knows who you are

Those eyes don’t miss a thing

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In a change from his typically cool and reserved demeanour, Everton boss David Moyes was left fuming last night, after alleging to have caught a Brentford fan lobbing a bottle into the middle of the Toffees’ traveling support.

Meanwhile, his almost full-strength team [...]

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The Big Question

Who should take over when Sir Alex Ferguson retires?

One of these, perhaps?

Moyes and O’Neill 

Gentlemen of a certain age are just so hard to predict, with their lagging memories, their terrible mood swings, and their stories about the olden days that start out very nicely, then end rather racistly. You just don’t know what to expect.

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Going Nowehere

No, Sir Alex Ferguson won’t be retiring, thanks very much!

Ferguson – fit as a fiddle

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Here’s a very short list of three for you: Sid James, Tommy Cooper, Eric Morcambe. Who knows what they all have in common? Funny? Yes, two of them were. Glasses? Well that’s just Eric Morcambe isn’t it? No, the [...]

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FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

The fallout from the Battle of Eastlands continues

Tear-up amongst the Prawn Sandwich Brigade

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Man City‘s chief agitator and top mentalist, chief executive Garry Cook, is once again in the centre of a media shit-storm after this morning’s revelations the club’s Wednesday night clash with Everton was even more tasty than first thought.

While Moyes [...]

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