Yup…
There’s definitely a joke about West Ham showing more fight on Monday night than they have all season but for the life of us we can’t work out what it is. It wouldn’t be that good anyway.
Anyway, while we mocked the idea of paying £2,500 (between [...]
Read moreYour new landlord/boss…
Being the cultured, sophisticated lot that you are, you’ll probably have already seen this. But just in case you haven’t, here is an excellent way for you to earn an absolute fortune for doing what you probably spend you’re weekend’s doing anyway.
There is one small snag though [...]
Read moreKarren Brady (far right)
You know when a friend talks non-stop for 20 minutes about how horrible it is that your other friend monopolises the conversation and talks non-stop for 20 minutes?
You want to scream at them – “DON’T YOU SEE?! CAN’T YOU SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING?!”
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Read moreSeriously, he actually reckons there’s going to be a riot.
Despite having plans for their redevelopment of White Hart Lane accepted by local council, Tottenham Hotspur have been making increasingly loud noises about possibly dossing at the newly built Olympic Stadium, down the road in Stratford, should things fall [...]
Read morePlump West Ham striker fails to shed pounds in time
The only thing worse than missing a chance to play in the World Cup must be missing a chance to play in the World Cup on home soil. So spare a thought for Benni McCarthy, by all accounts [...]
Read moreScott Parker, ladies and gentlemen!
Possibly the most disturbing turn of phrase ever featured on Big Brother came in last year’s series, when one of the now forgotten inmates revealed that she wasn’t a “suck arse”. As conjured images go, it’s about as revolting as they come. [...]
Read moreSullivan – writes long emails
As a new chairman at a football club, it’s important that you get the fans on your side. Perhaps explain to them that you feel their pain? Make them think that it’s not about the money, the boardroom, the fast [...]
Read moreKieron Dyer – the opposite of “a bargain”
The journalistic landscape is a vast one. Right this second, in snazzy areas of London, hardened tabloid hacks will be posing as bin men in order to rifle through celebrity rubbish. Higher brow scribes will be loitering around Parliament, [...]
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