Profit-making Pardew to guide Newcastle into the top half
A look at every player Alan Pardew has signed as a Premier League boss, and the fees his employers received when they moved on
Newcastle’s decision to sell [...]
Read moreA look at every player Alan Pardew has signed as a Premier League boss, and the fees his employers received when they moved on
Newcastle’s decision to sell [...]
Read moreHe had it all, damn it!
It’s always sad to see a footballer retire. Damn it, The Spoiler even wept uncontrollably when Sheringham dropped the bombshell that he’d had [...]
Read moreWest Ham striker’s career finally succumbs to ankle injury…
Could Dean Ashton be joining Eric Cantona, apocalyptist goalkeeper Carlos Roa, and, to a lesser extent, Dean Richards, amongst the ranks of footballing heroes whose careers were prematurely cut short? Today’s papers are buzzing with news the West [...]
Read morePick your favourite player who wears the revered squad number
Calendar enthusiasts will be aware that today is 09/09/09, which is easily the most significant day in the Gregorian system since 07/08/09. In celebration of this tremendous occasion, we’re [...]
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Our favourite YouTube video of the day, which contains one naughty NSFW lyric
How John Terry’s conversation with Roman Abramovich went [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
David Villa to Manchester United The Daily Mirror are reporting that Sir Alex Ferguson wants Valencia striker David Villa “above all other options” to replace Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez and claim that he is willing to match whatever [...]
Read moreThe latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies
Emmanuel Adebayor to AC Milan Manu has been touting himself to the Rossoneri for bloody ages, and has moved a step closer to his Beyonce-inspired dream following comments from Milan club administrator Adriano Galliani. The Uncle [...]
The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies…
Maicon to Chelsea The tabloids have grown tired of linking every current AC Milan player – minus David Beckham – with a move to Chelsea should Carlo Ancelotti takes over. Instead, they have started identifying players at other Italian clubs, with [...]
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