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Danielle Lloyd re-enacts classic nightmare scenario

Ex-WAG still fascinates us…

 

Every single human being has lived through the traumatic night terror about arriving at work having forgotten to get dressed properly.Your colleagues laugh at you, pointing at your pathetic spotty boxer shorts, your weedy legs, their cackles lodging in your brain, never going away. Taunting you at nighttime. Hence, The [...]

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Calendar war

Extremely important Ex-WAG calendar information

Atkinson goes toe-to-toe with Lloyd

Between them, Danielle Lloyd and Gemma Atkinson have snogged at least four footballers, perhaps more. We’re talking Ronaldo, Sheringham, Defoe – all the greats. And yet, they no longer appear to fit the modern footballer’s distinguished palate, with Lloyd opting instead to service musicians, and Atkinson hunting around for dates [...]

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Transfer Talk

Crouch to line up with Defoe, and Hleb’s off!

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Sweet Baby Joseph, it is HOT outside. It’s all ice lollies, hand held electronic fans and bikinis in this office. But don’t be fooled, we’re not just keeping ourselves cool, there’s also work to be done. Today’s transfers read like this:

Peter Crouch to Portsmouth So long are [...]

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WAG Watch

Danielle Lloyd gives the kiss of death to her relationship

Buying a house with Jermain Defoe is a quick route to single life

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She only stole him away from another WAG at the beginning of December, but Danielle Lloyd is already looking for a house to share with Jermain Defoe. Sorry, let me rephrase that: Danielle Lloyd is [...]

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Greed

Danielle Lloyd digs herself a little more gold

Grasping model breaks a fat chunk off another dumbcluck’s fortune

Tottenham fans will be delighted to hear that after a season of disappointment there is some good news at last: third-choice striker Jermain Defoe has bought a £20,000 watch for girlfriend Danielle Lloyd. Apart from the childish pleasure the supporters doubtless derive from watching their [...]

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Danielle Lloyd

2008 starts with a bang for this WAG

Getting married AND releasing a DVD about fitness? Wow

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While the rest of us gorged on cooked meat and strong European lager over the festive season, one of the nation’s many racist glamour models was keeping herself very busy indeed.

Danielle Lloyd – her who has gone almost [...]

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