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Dennis Rommedahl scores an absolute blummin’ rocket

That poor, poor net…

It may have escaped your attention, what with Wales and England’s titanic battle at the Millennium Stadium being so tight and tense, but Norway played [...]

Nicklas Bendtner and his woman get all macho about it

Between them, they are wearing one whole outfit

A few interesting facts about Denmark: a lunchtime favourite is liver pate on rye bread, topped with corned beef, a slice of “meat”, some raw onions and a sprinkle of cress. Same sex marriage was legalised in [...]

Stubborn Japanese defence won’t stop Danes progressing

Tonight’s match decides who’ll make it out of Group E

Despite hitting a slightly bumpy patch recently, The Spoiler is tipping its betting cap to an even jauntier angle and soldiering on in our quest to make some money off this year’s World Cup.

Today we’re backing Denmark [...]

FIFA conspiracy theories, player carded for farting and Chelsea reel in £40m Aguero

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Rio Ferdinand and Wes Brown get candid

Robbie Keane starts the conspiracy theories rolling [The Sun]

… And the Irish justice minister demands … justice [

Boy toy Nicklas Bendtner is dating Danish royalty

Arsenal striker scores with baroness 13 years his senior…

Things just keep getting better for Nicklas Bendtner. A week after the Arsenal striker was chosen as the Danish Player of the Year, newspaper reports claim he’s found himself a new girlfriend. One with £400m and a castle.

34-year-old Baroness [...]

Welcome Baby Berba to the world, have you seen the Falkirk mascot’s head, and Rio’s mag Issue 3

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Bouncing Baby Berba born ( novinite )

Have you seen the head of Fergus Fox? ( offthepost )

“You lot take it up the arse!” [...]

Footballer has leg amputated after being struck by lightning during game

Is this the world’s unluckiest player?

Jonathan Richter, of Danish Superliga side FC Nordsjælland, was playing in a reserve match against second tier side Hvidovre in July when he was struck by lightning. The 24-year-old midfielder collapsed and was rushed to hospital, where he remained in a [...]

Copenhagen coach: “Manchester City are destroying football”

Stale Solbakken talks trash prior to UEFA Cup game

In an interview with Danish newspaper Ekstra-Bladet, FC Copenhagen manager Stale Solbakken has made his thoughts about Manchester City’s millions very clear. The Norwegian, whose side welcome the Citizens in the UEFA Cup on Thursday, believes their money [...]