Where's Wisey?

Missing: One cockney Executive Director of Football

Has anybody seen Dennis Wise lately?

Ratboy

There’s a bit of a mystery unfolding on Tyneside – no one seems to be able to locate Newcastle Utd’s Executive Director of Football Dennis Wise.

The man whom Vinnie Jones warmly refers to as “Ratboy” hasn’t been in the directors’ box at [...]

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COCKNEY MAFIA

Tony Jimenez leaves Newcastle

“One down, two to go,” say Toon fans

Newcastle Cockney Mafia

Tony Jimenez has left his post as vice-president (player recruitment) of Newcastle United according to a statement on the club’s official website.

The only reason given in the vague release is that he has left [...]

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Informative Doodle

Exclusive: Dennis Wise’s plans for Newcastle revealed!

Wise and Jiminez’s international transfer list, in pencil…

The Evidence

First Nick Faldo and now Dennis Wise – what is it with men of sports authority and leaving bits of paper with team clues lying around? This fell out of Dennis Wise’s pocket in a local pie, mash, eels [...]

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Joe Kinnear is Newcastle’s new interim manager

Wow, did anybody see this one coming?

joe kinnear

Just when you thought things couldn’t get even more bizarre at St. James’ Park, Newcastle have announced former Wimbledon boss Joe Kinnear as their new interim manager.

Having left his previous Premier League post at Selhurst Park in 1999 after [...]

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Mojito Men

Mike Ashley shuns Dubai business meeting for cocktails

He’s trying his best to sell the club, honest

Mike Ashley

Mike Ashley, Dennis Wise and Derek Llambias will fly back from Dubai today after an unsuccessful sales trip. It wasn’t unsuccessful because of complicated financial negotiations, but rather because they chose to skip the boring business bit and [...]

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