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Vincent Kompany axed from Belgium after returning late from nan’s funeral

Boss Dick Advocaat maintains hardline policy…

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New Belgium manager Dick Advocaat was brought into whip an unbelievably underachieving squad into shape, and he’s taking his job pretty seriously. Marouane Fellaini is already a marked man, having missed a match to go to the dentist and reported for training in [...]

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Deadline Day Aftermath

World’s most boring transfer saga rages on

There’s still no official word on Andrei Arshavin

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It’s been the most pathetically-drawn-out transfer saga in recent memory, and we’re still waiting for Arsenal to give themselves a chance of finishing in the top four by purchasing Andrei Arshavin.

At the time of writing, the Premier League [...]

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Zenit St Petersburg steal iconic logo

Everton’s UEFA Cup opponents in unoriginal emblem design shocker

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Some facts about Zenit St Petersburg:

1. They face Everton in the UEFA Cup tonight (bet here) 2. They are formed from the ashes of a club named “Stalinets” 3. The person who designed their club crest watched [...]

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