Irina Shayk- not coming to Manchester
The Sun revealed today that Cristiano Ronaldo will NOT be joining Manchester City.
Bloody hell – who would’ve thought?
Anyway, here’s some transfer ‘news’ that people think might actually happen which makes it roughly a million times better than transfer ‘news’ about something [...]
Read moreThis isn’t even in it…
The Biggest Game of the Premier League season is happening at the weird time of 4.10pm on Sunday.
It’s going to be brilliant – [...]
Read moreMaybe one of these would stand a better chance of scoring?
The Spoiler has a friend who loves hypothetical questions like you would not believe. Barely a conversation goes by without him asking the type of questions that would make a five-year-old wince and have Jeremy Paxman spin [...]
Read more… Misty, watercoloured memories
The Spoiler is a bit confused. Yes, there have been some brilliant games and some tip-top goals in the Premier League this season, but there seems to be something missing.
The fact that Nemanja Vidic looks set to win player of the year suggests [...]
Read moreLynx – firey
Well, that all went a bit bloody mental didn’t it? After weeks of boredom listening to people saying: “£18m for Darren Bent? All he does is score loads of goals,” the transfer window got all exciting as money was thrown about in a manner that would [...]
Read moreJaaskelainen – no chance
The Spoiler loves a cheeky little chip or an intricate Tiki-taka goal, but sometimes you just can’t beat someone kicking the ball proper hard.
We [...]
Read moreStriker caught mosquito-borne disease weeks ago
It’s been revealed Didier Drogba‘s recent absence from the Chelsea squad has been down to the striker catching malaria while on holiday.
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you…
Nice. Very nice indeed.
Man City wrap up ‘new Messi’ deal [Daily Mail]
Liverpool fans have had it good [Telegraph]
At least one Spurs legend [...]
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