Oh great, that meanie Diego Forlan made Lily Allen cry

Allen – with ker-razy pink hair!

Lily Allen

If you need a little memory jog, Lily Allen is Kieth Allen’s little girl – the one who sings profound songs about normal things, like drinking a mug of PG Tips, or laughing at the size of her boyfriend’s penis. Basically [...]

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Video Highlights

Fulham put on a brave show, but Madrid nab it

Atletico Madrid 2-1 Fulham

For those of you still struggling to come to terms with a fifth terrestrial channel – which, by the way, doesn’t seem convinced by HD [...]

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Nice Pair

Villa and Torres voted world’s best strike partnership

Chest bump goes wrong…

Torres and Villa 

The England team has been treated to some lovely partnerships up front in the last few years – you’ve got Beardsley and Lineker, Sheringham and Shearer, for a time there was Owen and Heskey. And now what? Rooney and “someone”. No [...]

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Transfer News

More old names on Benitez shopping list

Guess who might be coming back to England? (clue below)

Patrick Vieira

It was reported yesterday that Rafa Benitez might yet look in the direction of Ruud van Nistelrooy in the upcoming transfer window, in a bid to strengthen his Liverpool attack. But, according to the BBC, Ruud isn’t [...]

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Carlos Tevez is warned not to leave Manchester United

It all goes wrong when you exit Old Trafford, just ask these guys

Ruud van Nistelrooy and Diego Forlan

Manchester United chief executive David Gill has arrogantly suggested that Carlos Tevez’s career will go downhill if he walks away from Old Trafford.

He said: ”The game [...]

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