LOST IN TRANSLATION
Diego: definitely a ladies’ man
Can love help win the World Cup?
One hack’s innocent question is presumably mangled into a worrying statement about ‘player love’ by Diego’s translator. [via 101GG]
Read moreJun
18
Urgent Facial Hair News
Diego Maradona grows a magnificent beard!
“Diego! Diego!… why have you grown a beard?”
Footballers have a very uppy-downy relationship with facial hair. On some, it looks magnificent – Socrates, Gattuso, occasionally Beckham. Whilst on others, it can look rubbish, such as in the case of Benitez when he opted for “the full [...]
Read moreApr
28
FIFA RULING
Diego Maradona fined, banned from football for two months
Feigning blindness didn’t get him an easy ride…
Diego Maradona‘s post-World Cup qualification uber-cussing (“you lot suck my d**k” or “you lot take it up the a**e”, depending on what side of the equator you reside on), has earned him a two month ban and a fine of almost [...]
Read moreNov
16
TRAGEDY!
Carlos Tevez might retire after next summer’s World Cup
Gone by 2011, having pretty much clocked the game of football
Carlos Tevez has always struck The Spoiler as a simple man with simple needs. Give him a football, bessie mates “Pat & Ji”, and his choice of knitted headscarf (black or white), and he’s happy. Professional [...]
Read moreNov
16
FAT COACH UPDATE
Kids put life savings into tribute cake, Maradona says ‘no thanks’
Argentina boss is serious about counting calories…
Earlier this week The Spoiler brought news of the ‘unwanted side-effects’ Diego Maradona has been suffering after his short stint in fat camp a few months ago. Now we’re getting wind El Pibe de Oro has recently been on a [...]
Read moreNov
4
BUM MUSIC
Maradona: sex, gas and threats
Legend wins girl over with trouser cough
It seems Argentinean hacks aren’t the only people Diego Maradona has recently entreated to “suck it“. Word reaches us from Spanish rag Sport that The Golden Boy’s preparations for Argentina’s crucial World Cup qualifier against Uruguay basically consisted of chatting [...]
Read moreNov
2
Messi Situation
Five reasons why Lionel Messi plays better for his club than his country
The Spoiler attempts to explain the Argentinian’s inconsistency
A strange thing tends to happen when Lionel Messi pulls on an Argentina shirt – generally speaking, he loses the dazzling talent that made him the centre piece in Barcelona’s triple-winning season. But [...]
Read moreOct
7
Classic YouTube
Video: Diego Maradona plays for Tottenham
Argentinean legend turns out for an English club for one day
As a favour to his friend and international colleague, Diego Maradona agreed to play in Ossie Ardiles’ 1986 [...]
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22