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Ramos

Like an excellent doctor with a great bedside manner, The Spoiler spotted that Tottenham might be going through some food-based issues about a week or so ago. In an understated fashion, we suggested that by starving his players, Ramos mightn’t [...]

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Beijing 2008 News

Vegemite banned from Olympics, Aussies lose all hope of winning medals

Beijing officials insist all food must be sourced within China

Vegemite

Olympic athletes frequently have highly specialist dietary requirements, and thus were expecting to bring their body fuel with them to Beijing in three months time. Olympic officials, however, wish for visitors to fully embrace Chinese culture, and will do [...]

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