Whaddya mean ‘no’? 
The Human Centipede II looks pretty good, don’t it? For those of you who haven’t heard, it’s a completely disgusting film with loads of really sick imagery and horrible sexual violence starring Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Aniston.
Sadly you can’t see it because it’s been banned. [...]
Read moreSomething really witty about a beach ball…
You may remember a few weeks ago when Andrei Arshavin scored a goal against Sunderland that got disallowed [...]
Read moreThe horror! The horror!
Spoiler HQ is full of modern men. We know our Balenciaga from our Bottega Veneta, enjoy the odd manicure and not a Wednesday afternoon goes [...]
Read moreDiouf gets arrested for not being very nice (not really)
Following his delightful “F*** you and f*** your leg” rant at Jamie Mackie after the QPR player had BROKEN HIS LEG, the debate is still raging as to whether El-Hadji Diouf is worse than Hitler or just a [...]
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Ivo Ivanov is subbed on, scores the fastest own goal ever [101GG]
Owen Hargreaves ruled out for FIVE weeks [Sun]
Dirk Kuyt talks horses’ arses with Jim [...]
Read moreShocking scenes outside Anfield last night
Dirk Kuyt‘s car had its wing mirror smashed off during Liverpool‘s 3-1 win over Napoli last night, after a police horse sat on it.
A witness said:
The mounted officer had been helping patrol a group of Italian fans when the [...]
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Miroslav Klose has some ‘special treatment’ on the sidelines
Dirk Kuyt is out again with a ‘serious’ ankle injury [Mail]
Barca could nab David Silva [Sport]
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Read moreKinky picture used to depict story
If you’d asked The Spoiler a month or so ago to name one footballer who definitely wouldn’t reach into his pocket to score some cheap sex with a proz, the name Peter Crouch would have been at the top of the list.
Now [...]
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