Fancy seeing some photos of Huntelaar and Kuyt on the pull?

Whaddya mean ‘no’? kuytuntelaar.jpg The Human Centipede II looks pretty good, don’t it? For those of you who haven’t heard, it’s a completely disgusting film with loads of really sick imagery and horrible sexual violence starring Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Aniston.

Sadly you can’t see it because it’s been banned. [...]

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Is El-Hadji Diouf actually any good?

Diouf gets arrested for not being very nice (not really)


Following his delightful “F*** you and f*** your leg” rant at  Jamie Mackie after the QPR player had BROKEN HIS LEG, the debate is still raging as to whether El-Hadji Diouf is worse than Hitler or just a [...]

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Police horse sits on Dirk Kuyt’s car, wrecks it

Shocking scenes outside Anfield last night


Dirk Kuyt‘s car had its wing mirror smashed off during Liverpool‘s 3-1 win over Napoli last night, after a police horse sat on it.

A witness said:

The mounted officer had been helping patrol a group of Italian fans when the [...]

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Good Boys

10 Footballers who wouldn’t visit prostitutes

Kinky picture used to depict story


If you’d asked The Spoiler a month or so ago to name one footballer who definitely wouldn’t reach into his pocket to score some cheap sex with a proz, the name Peter Crouch would have been at the top of the list.

Now [...]

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