“Respect the iPod of Evra”
Now that Cristiano Ronaldo isn’t around to pollute his colleague’s ears with his dire taste in music, Patrice Evra has assumed the role of official Manchester Utd DJ.
The Frenchman spends hours preparing pre-match playlists on his iPod, [...]
Read moreMan Utd star will sell you stuff with his smooth moves
In his latest contribution to the bulging ‘footballers who sell out’ canon, Carlos Tevez helps Argentinean electronics [...]
Read moreFrom the exact same people who brought you Being Coleen’s friend, part one: The secret agony
Once again, close your eyes, friend. Picture yourself as one of Coleen McLoughlin’s closest, and probably coolest, acquaintances.
You get to see all the outfits she wastes, all the strong alcoholic cocktails she orders with absolutely no [...]
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