IMPOSTOR DRUGS

Colombian police seize World Cup trophy made of cocaine

Warning: Video includes godawful pun…

Colombian drugs police have uncovered a World Cup replica the exact size and weight of the real thing – but made entirely out of cocaine. Looks Diego Maradona’s mates are going to [...]

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Crimewatch

Drugs raid at Ryan Giggs’ mum’s house

Suspicious party discovered during Champions League Final

Those who believe that illegal activity could not possibly occur in a £1.3m mock Tudor mansion purchased by a footballer are in for a shock. While watching her son Ryan Giggs lose the Champions League Final in Rome on Wednesday night, police raided Lynne Johnson’s home and discovered [...]

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Literary News

Former West Ham star writes autobiography in prison

Mark Ward makes good use of his time behind bars

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During a career that spanned through the eighties and nineties, Mark Ward notched up an enviable list of achievements: he played in Wembley cup finals, scored in Merseyside derbies for his hometown club Everton, and came within [...]

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Drug News

Robinho furious at Pele for claiming he is on drugs

Man City’s inconsistent star accused of taking cocaine

Brazil is famous for many things – beautiful beaches, colourful street parades, slightly gay-looking currency – but if the claims of Pele are to be [...]

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Norf Laaandan

What’s wrong with you, Arsenal and Spurs players? Can’t take the heat?

North London proves a little bit too edgy for troubled footballers…

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People who survive North London are cut from a different cloth to the average gent. That’s probably why Hleb can’t take it, but the likes of Lehmann, Bergkamp and Amy Winehouse can. They’re just a little bit edgier, [...]

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