Moronic Chelsea star lives it up while the missus is out of town
As a kind spirit who no longer beats up toilet attendants, Cheryl Cole is currently doing her bit for charity by climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief.
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Read moreGoing out is much more fun when you get hammered
Twas the Tottenham Christmas party this week, and Giovani Dos Santos gave his greatest performance of the season. After enjoying the festivities at London’s Taman Gang Club, the Mexican decided not to use his injured [...]
Read moreThe Croatian beauty who’s had one too many WKD Blues
While things are in crisis at White Hart Lane, it’s good to see some of the WAGs are on their worst behaviour. Our besties at Kickette have alerted us to Vedran Corluka’s 21-year-old fiancée Iva Buzov, who has whipped [...]
Read moreMidfielder does some serious multi-tasking
Seems that Lampsie has piled a few extra hours onto his day, as he gets a droopy-eyed lift home from London’s fashionable drinkery, Funky Buddha.
Over the course of just one evening, he’d had a fantastic game for Chelsea, knocked in [...]
Read moreCyclist celebrates achievements by endangering life
Bradley Wiggins was in high spirits after securing two gold medals at the Beijing velodrome (the french term for ‘bike shed’) and decided to have a little tipple at London House (a hastily-named venue set up by the Chinese to celebrate [...]
Read moreBehold, an innovative exit
In these days of modern football celebrity, it’s important for sportsmen to exercise discretion when they’re out. Beckham, for example, would probably use a secret back door to leave a restaurant, while Lampsie would never even dream of going for a milkshake without disguising himself [...]
Read moreMatch official decides to take the Paul Merson approach
The ref in this Belarusian game between FC Naftan and FC Vitebsk may be suffering from some sort of incapacitating back spasm, but the [...]
Read moreLenny Pidgeley is a classy guy
Millwall Keeper Lenny Pidgeley is so flush that he hires a team of aides to carry him out of nightclubs, thus reducing wear and tear on his lucrative muscles. Either that, or he [...]
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