SORCERY NEWS

Voodoo goat blamed for Egypt’s shock defeat to Niger

Fans suspect magic at work

In a shock result, unfancied Niger (FIFA ranking: 154) ran out 1-0 winners over current champions Egypt (FIFA ranking: 9) in their 2012 African Cup of Nations qualifying game last Sunday.

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Spoilt Brats

Someone’s paying these kids too much, suggests Capello

“Bloody footballers, with their money, and their sex”

Fabio Capello

If any lessons can be taken from the US drama series 90210 – the story of schoolkids taking one another out for dinner, then quickly nipping in to spoil a cocktail party on the way home – it’s [...]

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Wazza Speaks

Please don’t boo JT, says Wayne Rooney

Rooney – just made things worse?

Wayne Rooney

As anyone who was ever a child knows, being told not to do something suddenly gives it an exciting allure – that’s why swarms of kids now ride BMX bikes on pavements up and down the country, chewing gum, and [...]

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Mr Exciting!

Get excited everyone, Theo Walcott’s back for England!

Walcott – prim

Theo Walcott

It’s weird, some sportsmen/women are absolutely brilliant at what they do, but something about their vibe just doesn’t quite cut it.

This is a condition formerly dubbed “Sally Gunnell Syndrome”, “Tim Henman Syndrome”, for a window in the 1990s it was briefly referred [...]

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