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Great El Clasico matches from years gone by, and more…

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The ultimate Barcelona/Real Madrid XI

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Six vintage El Clasico matches

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5 reasons why Real Madrid should win El Clasico

Mourinho – reason to be confident?

Travel in your mind’s eye over to sunny Spain this lunchtime. Small plates of sausages or spicy prawns have barely been touched, glasses of sherry remain undrunk. Beautiful women in sexy red dresses can’t even bring themselves to ride [...]

Real Madrid rather confuse the rules of a minute’s silence

Right, silence everyone… and cue music!

The sad loss of the Polish President, Lech Kaczynski – who died in a terrible plane crash – has sparked a flurry of [...]

Highlights of the weekend’s El Clasico!

Real Madrid 0-2 Barcelona

It was, of course, one heck of a weekend for Portsmouth, as they were educated in the true meaning of the Lord giving with one [...]

Cristiano Ronaldo talks about El Clasico – with an Irish accent

CR7 speaks!

Count yourself lucky if you don’t happen to live in Spain, because the country will today be shrouded in a nervous tension. Old men sitting at pavement tables will barely be able to make it through their tiny plates [...]

El Clasico photos, Essien acting, football doodles…

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A little something from the late Malcolm McLaren (RIP)

Footballer doodles REVEALED!

[Daily Mail]

Michael Essien’s acting skills

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The Spoiler’s “Crossing the Divide” XI

Heading off to Man United?

In a move now commonly known as “The Reverse Carlos Tevez”, it looks like Micah Richards might yet navigate himself across the Manchester divide during the January transfer window. With that in mind, here’s a team of maniacs who risked everything to play for a rival [...]

El Clasico, full moon, Lampard’s wardrobe…

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But first, a song dedicated to Mark Hughes 

Ibrahimovic proves that he can do it in the ones that count

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