Do you spit at your mother with that mouth, El Hadji?
[WARNING: Very NSFW language]
We all know that Blackburn’s El Hadji Diouf is a lovely chap who would [...]
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Hip hop “stars” Lil Wayne and Akon will be holding a behemoth of a Christmas celebration in Miami, and via their relative fame, Didier Drogba, Nicolas Anelka, El-Hadji Diouf and Djibril Cisse have [...]
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Prior to joining Liverpool in 2002, Senegalese forward El-Hadji Diouf told The Guardian:
“If I go out, party and still score goals on the pitch, no one will be able to write bad things about me.”
According to The Sun, the Sunderland party animal [...]
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At the end of 2007, Sunderland found themselves in 18th place, and only after whipping out the chequebook were they able to assure another season in the top flight. Despite their tumultuous [...]
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You know the people, the ones who pop around unannounced and spend the entire evening telling you how tired they are, and how things just never seem to go their way. Wouldn’t it be great to rain a few over-the-top punches onto their moping little faces? Yeah, [...]
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Wow, what a week of football. First Liverpool and Chelsea proved that it wasn’t just a coincidence that people start gouging their own eyes out whenever they play, then Man United and Barcelona strove to make a potentially exciting game completely rubbish. Congrats guys, mission accomplished. Still, we don’t [...]
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