Transfer Talk

Madrid target Spurs midfielder, Liverpool to welcome back old striker

The latest gossip, rumours and damned lies

Jermaine Jenas

It’s just a couple of days until the Premier League’s elite start waggling their chequebooks, and Arsene Wenger has vowed to defy the economic downturn with some big spending. His top target appears to be a Russian with the face [...]

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Ashton, Heskey and Nugent are all on the move

28 days to go until the window is flung open

Portsmouth striker Dave Nugent jumps on Hermann Hreidarsson

It’s only four weeks until the January transfer window opens and all eyes turn eagerly towards Manchester City in the hope they they will pump [...]

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England XI

The Spoiler’s World Cup qualifying England XI

Why, let us do your job for you, Mr Capello

England XI

It’s been an interesting week or so, watching England amass eight goals, let in two, and yet still not look entirely convincing. Hence The Spoiler has decided to down tools for a couple of minutes and do [...]

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Important England lessons from the Belarus game…

Has everyone got a pen? Take notes, people

Rooney and Heskey

After a miserable 5-1 victory over the weekend, it was nice to see England produce something close to decent footie. Rooney – now sprouting terrifying neck hair – had a stonker, the England fans were so [...]

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