Not flying quite so high
For those of you who don’t bury your noses in the financial papers during the morning commute, the big news is that it’s all gone bosoms upwards in Dubai – specifically for an investment company called Dubai World, who have been hit by an almighty [...]
Read moreWith his naff tracksuit and huge perm on display at The Emirates, is it possible goalkeeping coach Xavi Velero asked Harry Enfield for advice on blending in on Merseyside?
Newcastle owner caught boozing at the Emirates
Most football fans who enjoy the odd tipple are painfully aware that drinking alcohol in sight of the playing surface has been banned from the beautiful game since 1985. Obviously under the [...]
Read moreStanding at the Emirates is a major safety concern
In a bid to quell the raucous, euphoric atmosphere at The Emirates, Arsenal have sent an email to their members to remind them what their seats are for:
Ahead of the new season, we just wanted to take [...]
Read moreUEFA organisational genii leaves ‘Scouse’ kids traumatised
An under-15s side from Skelmersdale couldn’t believe their luck when they were awarded free tickets to last week’s Champions League clash between Arsenal and Liverpool at the Emirates by UEFA. The naive youngsters, however, failed to notice they were not [...]
Read moreArsenal’s feelings trampled by provincial poetry
Aston Villa fans amused themselves at the Emirates on Saturday by performing some songs on the subject of Eduardo’s almost losing his foot the previous week. Our Arsenal witnesses claimed they were unable to decipher the precise lyrical content [...]
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