The Big Question

VOTE: Who should be England’s World Cup captain?

Still your captain? Or not so much?

John Terry

It could well turn out to be a bad few months for John Terry. His wife is livid because another woman had the pleasure of his slobbering tongue, and moist, sweaty hands. And with Vanessa Perroncel now signed up [...]

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Great Timing

John Terry, so macho

Who says tough guys don’t wear panties?

JT in pants

It’s been quite a day for footballers letting it all hang out. First Jermaine Pennant casually turned up for work in just a pair of socks, and now John Terry has been caught fraternising with enthusiastic [...]

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Daily Democracy

Vote: Is John Terry the right choice for England captain?

Chelsea centre back will lead the national side

England Team training sesh

David Beckham, Gareth Barry, Steven Gerrard and Rio Ferdinand have all failed Fabio Capello’s stringent captaincy exam, as it has just been announced that John Terry will become England’s permanent skipper. Well, not really [...]

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The Future

Shocking Arsenal news, Gareth Barry update, Rio for England

Tomorrow’s headlines today…

Marc Overmars

Wow, already the Olympics are creating household names – new heroes for us all to love. There’s that Welsh girl who did the bike thing, then the swimming one who was brilliant, and let’s not forget that the little diving guy still has [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 147: Jessica Taylor

The popstar who has just been crowned the First Lady of cricket

Following Michael Vaughan’s unashamedly teary adieu as England Cricket Captain yesterday, Kevin Pietersen (who was born in South Africa) has been named as the nation’s new fall guy. Thus, it seems fitting that today’s WAG of the Day [...]

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Wrong Decision

John Terry named England captain – surely some mistake?

Chelsea man weeps his way into Capello’s heart


Everyone has been bleating and blathering about how it took courage for Terry to stand up and take the dreaded fifth penalty in the Champions League final. What bottle, they weep, moved by his bravery. And yet, have they forgotten what [...]

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The Spoiler says

Capello opts for good, but England are still bad and ugly

When judgement day comes, a day when the good lord is going to be swamped, will He look back favourably on the events of this week as the moment English football returned to the path of righteousness, thanks to his faithful servant, Fabio Capello and his disciple Rio Ferdinand? Or will the current vogue for [...]

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