Had a kip
Granted, Friday’s World Cup draw wasn’t the most invigorating television, as Charlize Theron played “Magician’s Assistant” to Fifa general secretary Jerome Valcke, in an attempt to make the process of watching people moving a ball at a time from one pot to another remotely interesting.
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Read moreGood job, Becksie!
So all the finger crossing didn’t quite work out, but England still scored a pretty decent draw. As mentioned by Shearer beforehand - in a rare moment of moving honesty and vulnerability - England shouldn’t really fear the USA.
Things are looking good, and there’s even a Group of Death [...]
Read moreBe lucky, chaps!
With just over an hour to go until the World Cup draw that will determine whether this summer will be spent drunkenly hugging your brethren in a local pub, or pushing one another around in carparks, The Spoiler readers have spoken.
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Read moreRemember, vote for your dream draw (read on)…
Like a large portion of the nation, The Spoiler plans to spend the day in pant-wetting anticipation of this afternoon’s World Cup draw. It’s a big deal, which could either make or break the summer.
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Read moreNow they’re DEFINITELY going to win!
Thanks to Fifa acknowledging their marvelous qualifying campaign, and despite being ranked ninth in the world, England will now definitely avoid Germany, Brazil, Italy, Spain, Holland, Argentina and the hosts South Africa in the group stages of the competition.
The draw is taking place [...]
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