TAKE ON THE SPOILER

England are playing! Channel your excitement with a prediction contest!

Five teasing questions, only one winner (unless there’s a tie…)

Scott Parker

The Spoiler can’t decide what’s worse: the thought of two practically football-free months, or the fact that the exception to such a barren period is an uninspiring England game at Wembley?

It should be the first, but [...]

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A poll!

Should Jack Wilshere go to the U21 World Cup with England?

Will we be seeing more of this?

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The Spoiler has largely ignored this question until… Now! Mainly because we thought Stuart Pearce and his boys would have the common sense not to include Jack Wilshere in his squad for the Under 21 World Cup in Denmark this summer.

According [...]

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No, really!

Flippin’ hell! An England friendly that was actually good!

Homer Simpson with a flag 

ghanafan.jpg There are some words that – when we see them in the Radio Times – are guaranteed to make The Spoiler turn the television off in anticipation of an evening of hellish boredom or teeth-grating tedium.

Some of those words include… ‘Vernon’, ‘Gear’, [...]

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Hatred

Man Utd PLC are absolutely hated and Fabio Capello needs to STFU

What’s not to love?

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So, it turns out that Miss Marple, those Agatha Christie storybooks about a lovely old crime-solving English spinster is being made into a film by Disney. It will star Jennifer Garner as the Miss Marple. Sounds great.

Anyway, in relevant news, Manchester United have been [...]

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Boyo! etc.

Wales players take lessons to learn their own national anthem

Any excuse to post a nice picture – Misses Wales (left) and USA

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Wales boss Gary Speed has got his players taking lessons from current Miss Wales winner, Courtnay Hamilton, on how to hit the right notes when the team lines up for the national anthem against England [...]

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BAD BLOOD

Sepp Blatter says the English are bad losers

Them’s fightin’ words. You wanna t’row hands, Sepp?

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FIFA prez Sepp Blatter has countered claims football’s governing body is riddled with corruption by suggesting the English are bad losers with a particularly severe case of sour grapes.

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