Mourinho loses to Barcelona, becomes subject of much ridicule

Eric Abidal’s third career goal sees Mourinho viewed as a fraud


After backing Juventus to win the Champions League a few years ago then watching them flop in the group stage, Whiteboard scribbled a list on that shameful crumpled betting slip of football-related things that he would never do again, storing it in his wallet as an eternal reminder of his idiocy.

First thing down was [...]

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No surprises...

The Spoiler Awards – Hero of the Year

Not even in the shortlist…


What is heroism? The Oxford English dictionary describes it thusly…

1. The qualities or attributes of a hero or heroine: He showed great heroism in battle. 2. Heroic conduct; courageous action: Pat’s returning into the burning building was true heroism.

Now, with The Spoiler’s [...]

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transfer talk

Man City flirting with Barcelona defenders

Well, hello there, fair maiden… oh hang on!

Carlos Puyol

Whilst the rest of the nation is leaping through the streets, shouting “snow! It’s snow! Everybody look – SNOW! OMG SNOOOW!”, because there’s been a bit of snow, hardened football journalists have their eyes fixed on the horizon, wondering just [...]

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