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‘The Away Days Gang’ – the infamous group(s) of armed raiders who ‘earn’ their coin targeting north-west based footballers playing away matches – have been caught slipping lately, apparently having forgotten Phil Jagielka hasn’t kicked a ball in six months.
However, their ingenious ruse is [...]
Read moreSerial WAG receives comeuppance for destroying relationship
News of the World readers will have been shocked to the core to read that Danielle Lloyd - the glamour model who is passed around the Premier League like currency – has been accused of stealing someone else’s footballer boyfriend.
Spurs star Jamie O’Hara [...]
Read moreSpurs striker is motivated by scoring ‘Arry money glamour girl
When his second home China White closed its doors for the final time last month, Jermain Defoe held a candle lit vigil in Piccadilly, weeping for the wonderful glamour girl-boffing memories its four walls had provided him with.
The club’s second greatest patron (or maybe [...]
Read moreJermain Defoe boffs yet another glamour girl
Essex girl Chantelle Houghton came to the nation’s attention when she highlighted the farcical nature of Celebrity Big Brother, easily winning the competition despite having no fame whatsoever. She then married fellow contestant Samuel Preston (the hypocritical chap from that band who had a fantastic first album that [...]
Read moreIf you fancy buying some drugs on a night out, head to Essex!
The highest concentration of WAG and footballer activity can be found in the overpriced clubs of Soho. But for a more relaxed (cheaper) evening, many head towards the provinces, and in particular Faces Nightclub [...]
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