Is something strange afoot in the Europa League tonight?

That long-awaited chance to cover Macedonian football is here!

Europa League trophy

It is not the most glamorous of the 35 Europa League blockbusters taking place this evening, but something about the relatively Brussels sprouts-and-cabbage tie between Rabotnicki and Anorthosis caught The Spoiler’s eye.

Rabotnicki, probably most famous [...]

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Aston Villa are booted out of Europe by Rapid Vienna. Again.

Midlands club blow 3-2 agg. advantage by conceding 2 in 3 minutes

Last night an imploding Aston Viila paid for their reluctance to pick a manager and stick with him in the immediate aftermath of Martin O’Neill’s [...]

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Betting News

Make money from Liverpool’s date with Trabzonspor

“…and that, Glen, is how you do a French Plait…”

Roy Hodgson and Glen Johnson

For those of you looking for an extra thrill tonight, as you flip endlessly between football scores on your iPhone/ iPad/Macbook/Sony Bravia LCH HD TV, why not try your hand at [...]

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Europa League Draw

Liverpool to face tough to pronounce Turkish side

Behold, the fourth or fifth greatest football trophy!

Europa League Trophy

Naturally, most of you won’t have been able to sleep last night, what with the draw for the second greatest cup competition in Europe due to take place today.

In future, try The Spoiler’s Guaranteed Sleeping Technique, which involves [...]

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Rock n Roll Update

Get out of the way, football, U2 coming through!

Bono – before he realised how important he is


In modern day terms, Bono is the closest thing to Jesus. In that he’s got longish hair, he spends his downtime healing the planet, and if there’s trading to be done in a football stadium, if the mood takes him, [...]

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Oh great, that meanie Diego Forlan made Lily Allen cry

Allen – with ker-razy pink hair!

Lily Allen

If you need a little memory jog, Lily Allen is Kieth Allen’s little girl – the one who sings profound songs about normal things, like drinking a mug of PG Tips, or laughing at the size of her boyfriend’s penis. Basically [...]

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