Atletico Madrid 2-1 Fulham
For those of you still struggling to come to terms with a fifth terrestrial channel – which, by the way, doesn’t seem convinced by HD [...]
Read moreFulham 2-1 Hamburg
For those of you too busy watching the repeat of the recent political debates, in which Gordon Brown would punctuate his sentences with sharp gurning toad-like breaths, Fulham were busily [...]
Read moreNgog and Kuyt – both a bit poorly
If Rafa Benitez thinks that he’s having a bad day, he’d be wise to look up a colleague of Gordon Brown’s called Sue. Sue is having one of the worst days ever. For those of you who [...]
Read moreAtletico Madrid 1-0 Liverpool
Triton messenger of the sea’s ears will have been seriously burning last night, with Clegg, Cameron and Brown all seemingly having a bit of [...]
Read moreStevie really got to know himself on that train
In a football re-imagining of the classic Hollywood device where two contrasting bozos get stuck in a lift/stranded on an island, only to learn through the slow passage of time that, actually, they quite like each other, apparently [...]
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Louis Armstrong goes Death Metal!
Van Persie all set for the Spurs match?
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Portsmouth plead for Europa League spot
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Read moreLiverpool 4-1 Benfica
For those far too busy overreacting to the nice weather to watch football, it was a decent night of European results. You can see one set of highlights above, then [...]
Read moreDare to dream, people!
It’s a double whammy of big European draws today. First there was the glitz and glamour of the Champions League one, followed by the rather more muted affair of the Europa League.
The big news being that an all-England final is [...]
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