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Serie A braces itself for PSG’s latest divisional cherry pick

World’s best defender and a Whiteboard favourite are off to Paris

Football has its own versions of the famous question that sounds somewhat like an alibi-seeker: where were you when JFK died?

Popular examples include where were you when England won the World Cup (most used answer: not born), where were you on that night in Barcelona/Istanbul/Luanda and where were you when Manchester City [...]

Champions League possibilities and Cheltenham Festival free bets

Five for Messi, four for Gomez, three for Torres?

Another dramatic night in the Champions League saw Mario Gomez come within a goal of firing five in a home knockout game and presumably prompting the press to laud him as the best player in the history of football.

Elsewhere, Inter won but lost the pitiful drunken fistfight between surely the two most out-of-form sides [...]

Video: Lionel Messi shows that even the best have off-days

But Argentina fans must curse that they usually occur for them

At one stage, Argentina were odds-on to end their 18-year silverware shortage by getting their hands on [...]

Ezequiel Lavezzi channels the spirit of Ketsbaia

*throws self into advertising boards* *does a little dance*

94th minute winners are always likely to give birth to some unique celebrations

Ezequiel Lavezzi‘s kamikaze assault on the advertising boards during the Napoli/Cagliari clash on Wednesday didn’t [...]

Liverpool bid for Argentinean sensation, West Ham’s new owners and Alex Curran

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Alex Curran would prefer it if Stevie G refrained from getting a ‘back, sack and crack’ [ONTD]

Will Chelsea pay £20m for Gary Cahill? [Caught Offside]

Rafa bids for Ezequiel Lavezzi – the other ‘New Maradona’ [Sport.co.uk]

West Ham [...]