Football Lazaruses

Check it out, Arsenal fans – FIVE great football comebacks!

Including a certain Liverpool match

Liverpool 

Regardless that the score reads 2-2 going in to tonight’s match, should Arsenal overcome Barcelona, it would surely make for one of football’s greatest ever comebacks. Barcelona were astonishingly good for most of the first leg.

So, with that in mind, after the jump [...]

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Video Highlights

Tottenham march onwards in the FA Cup

Spurs 3-1 Fulham

For those of you far too busy finding out how a bunch of everyday folk get on in a professional kitchen, you might have [...]

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Big Talk

Stop crying, Villa fans, Cuellar says you’ll win the FA Cup!

Cuellar – words of comfort

Carlos Cuellar

No doubt the big grey cloud that looms over Spaghetti Junction has been joined by another big grey cloud, as the people of Aston – who once, by the way, boasted the great Sherlock Holmes writer, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, as [...]

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Show Off!

Roberto Mancini makes it through a tongue twister

“Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow loll… damn it!”

Roberto Mancini

Speaking out before this evening’s Stoke replay:

“When I work I want to work very well and I want to work because I want to win.”

Very good, Roberto! Very good.

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A hex!

Oh no! Wayne Bridge’s life just got more awkward

Bridge – cursed?

wayne bridge

If there is any truth in this whole Karma thing, then you have to assume that Wayne Bridge spent a former life butchering frightened villagers, then having his way with their womenfolk, or, at the very least, flashing. The young man, it seems, is [...]

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Goals!

VIDEO: Crystal Palace/Aston Villa highlights!

Crystal Palace 2-2 Aston Villa

For those of you too busy smearing margarine into your lover’s hungry buttocks, or pushing big juicy strawberries into your naked boy/girlfriend’s mouth to find time for something [...]

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