Man Utd PLC are absolutely hated and Fabio Capello needs to STFU

What’s not to love?


So, it turns out that Miss Marple, those Agatha Christie storybooks about a lovely old crime-solving English spinster is being made into a film by Disney. It will star Jennifer Garner as the Miss Marple. Sounds great.

Anyway, in relevant news, Manchester United have been [...]

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Aye, aye, Skipper

Nobody has a problem with John Terry as England captain

Nothing untoward…


We’ve resisted talking about this so far because, well, it’s about as exciting as watching a tin of beige paint evaporate. But John Terry has made things vaguely interesting by finally speaking about all the hoo-ha surrounding the England captaincy.

Apparently everyone is thrilled with the situation [...]

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Gossip news

Capello talks (a lot), Lehmann stuff and Nani nonsense



It’s been a day of quite momentous news – Abbey Clancy has had Peter Crouch’s baby, Peaches Geldof MIGHT be in trouble for shoplifting and The Darkness have reformed.

All brilliant in their own way, but as this is a football site we should probably focus on the [...]

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G'wan rafa!

Capello linked with imminent Inter Milan vacancy

Capello – homeward bound?


In a football recreation of the final moments of Return of the Jedi when Darth Vader comes good on his deathbed, it has been suggested that Rafa Benitez, whilst sliding bloodily down his sword at Inter, might yet unwittingly endear himself to English fans by leaving [...]

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Who do you want to see start against France tomorrow?

Fabio Capello plans to ring some sensible changes


Fabio Capello has confirmed it’ll be a fresh-faced England side who take to the pitch against France tomorrow, with Andy Carroll, Jordan Henderson and Kieran Gibbs all definite to start.

Who do you reckon should join them?

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Should Don Fabio give Paul Scholes an England recall?

Thursday afternoon idle chatter


Only weeks after feverishly banging on about the desperate need for young blood in the England team post World Cup 2010, the UK’s tabloid press are now on a rather antithetical mission to drum up support for 35-year-old Paul Scholes being roped back into [...]

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