Transfer Talk

Hull target flop Pompey striker, Coloccini to Espanyol, Spurs’ £2m keeper bid

The latest transfer, gossip and damned lies

Fabricio Coloccini

Fabricio Coloccini to Espanyol After tragically losing their captain Dani Jarque, Spanish paper Sport report that Espanyol are lining up the shaggy-haired Newcastle defender as a replacement. The Spoiler truth-o-meter: The Argentinean will surely favour a return to sunny Spain [...]

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Follicle Faux Pas

If you thought Fabricio Coloccini had a bad haircut…

… check out some of these German beauties

German haircuts

While Chris Waddle used to cultivate a mullet that any NASCAR enthusiast would be proud of, German footballers of the eighties really cornered the market on awesome hairstyles and  handlebar ‘face art’.

Visit our friends at Bild [...]

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Lookie Likie

Newcastle sign iconic 1980s soft-rock balladeer

Michael Bolton, Fabricio Coloccini

Coloccini/Bolton

For weeks/months/years The Spoiler has been praying night after night for an excuse to shoehorn the great Michael Bolton onto the site. So thank Christ for the big fat men in suits at Newcastle who have done a tremendous bit of business by landing Argentina [...]

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