Behold, an innovative exit
In these days of modern football celebrity, it’s important for sportsmen to exercise discretion when they’re out. Beckham, for example, would probably use a secret back door to leave a restaurant, while Lampsie would never even dream of going for a milkshake without disguising himself [...]
Read moreGentleman goes out on the lash…
Everyone deals with stress differently. Some throw bricks through pub windows, some weep on park benches, some (notably Villa/Liverpool/Arsenal’s Gareth Barry) put on their finest ripped jeans and head off to Faces Nightclub in Essex.
Not just any old nightclub, Faces has also [...]
Read moreWell, hello there, beautiful racist…
For those of you unfortunate enough not to have made it to Faces nightclub in Essex over the weekend, you missed out on one hell of a party. Mutya from Sugababes had her tatts out, Charley from Big Brother was overheard gabbling into her phone, and sometime WAG Danielle Lloyd [...]
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What are we now? It’s like Tuesday or something, and yet Jermaine Jenas is still out on the town bathing himself in champagne, wearing shiny black shirts, and glancing lustfully at women to celebrate winning the Carling Cup.
Like the rest of the Spurs team, he was [...]
Read moreIf you fancy buying some drugs on a night out, head to Essex!
The highest concentration of WAG and footballer activity can be found in the overpriced clubs of Soho. But for a more relaxed (cheaper) evening, many head towards the provinces, and in particular Faces Nightclub [...]
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