Glitzy News

Mrs Steven Gerrard is a strong, independent woman

Ooh yeah, that’s boss, that

Alex Gerrard

Who’d have thought that when Steven Gerrard first started courting a plucky young blonde thing from Liverpool that she’d turn out not just to be a kind face with a wonderful pair of breasts, but also a supremely talented journalist, a skilled perfumier, a [...]

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Urgent Fashion News

Big fashion house set to make lovely Chelsea FC suits

If you squint – JT and Ray Wilkins

Dolce and Gabbana

Fans of all things swishy will recognise the two smartly dressed gentlemen in the above picture. They’re Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana, darling. You know, as in Dolce and Gabbana. As in clothes.

Well, the big news rocking [...]

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Mr Cool

Rio spills the beans on how to dress to impress

A fashionable male

Rio Ferdinand

Women are a mystery aren’t they? With their new hair, their eye smudge, their beautiful legs. For years men have attempted to dress in the appropriate manner to attract these gorgeous beasts, but it’s so damn hard. What do you wear? A [...]

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Get Fierce!

Get the Salomon Kalou look!

Kalou, second from the right, works it

Kalou Chelsea

As anyone who wore a gentleman’s skirt in the 1990s will attest to, footballers set the trends, then the people just follow them. So far, they’ve given the planet: feathery haircuts, enormous tie knots, tight suit trousers, the Jamie Redknapp [...]

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