Like something out of a Victorian medical journal
Feet are the tools of a footballers trade, and like any tools, they eventually get worn and a bit manky.
Fortunately, the average football fan doesn’t get to see the result of thousands of hours spent kicking a piece of leather [...]
Read moreThe changing faces of Ronaldo
Here at The Spoiler technology is king. So, as you can probably imagine, there are nifty little gadgets and terrifying gizmos all over the place. Even [...]
Read moreO Fenômeno’s weight-related epiphany is three years overdue…
Since returning to Brazil after pies and feeble knee cartilage called time on a 14-year European career, Original Ronaldo has been enjoying his football. He’s racked up 19 goals in 25 games for Corinthians so far, bagging a league title and [...]
Read moreSorcerer is currently making anti-CRon spell in his ‘laboratory’
The ever-mental Spanish sports papers have excelled themselves once more, with news reaching us from El Mundo that Real Madrid is under siege by an anonymous voodoo priest.
A letter has been received by the club from a man [...]
Read moreAlso appearing on a computer near you…
Amazing – Chelsea vs Liverpool. In Nigeria. If anyone has the full film, we’ll swap you our life savings and children.
Watford’s Jay DeMerit is out of action after suffering [...]
Read moreTroubled Corinthians striker has something in common with Sol Campbell besides excess weight
(Fat) Ronaldo’s return to Brazil has been blighted by injury, lipsocution surgery and his coronation as ‘King of the Transvestites‘, and the tubby striker’s fortunes appear to have [...]
Read moreCorinthians striker hawks shaving gear, improves bank balance
After donning a figure-hugging Godzilla outfit in order to promote a South American soft drink, (Fat) Ronaldo is now [...]
Read moreBarcelona star gets his jugs pinned back
It seems that (Fat) Ronaldo isn’t the only Brazilian footballer to go under the knife for cosmetic reasons.
Marca – the font of all La Liga nonsense and scurrilous gossip – today claim that Barcelona’s Dani Alves has [...]
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