McClaren 5/1 to follow Nottm Forest failure with Dutch title

Second phase of reputation resuscitation therapy is working a treat


One club’s comedy villain is another’s saviour, and so it was that months after leaving Nottingham Forest with his reputation in England severely wounded once again, Steve McClaren rocked up at FC Twente and immediately had them cooing.

The former England manager’s comeback match ended in a 5-0 thrashing of RKC Waalwijk. Making the success [...]

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FC Twente’s Theo Janssen really, really likes Grolsch

Death-defying alcohol recovery operation

Anyone who saw Tottenham take on FC Twente in the Champions League last night may have noticed Steve McClaren’s old team have one or two slightly unprofessional/mental types amongst their ranks.

Here’s cult [...]

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The Spoiler Bet of the Day

Who do we turn to in our hour of need? Steve McClaren!

Steve McClaren

It’s been a horrible few days. Firstly, Man United flopped when all the long shots in our Champions League accumulator delivered and then Lyon once again mugged Liverpool in injury time yesterday.

When your luck [...]

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WAG of The Day

WAG No. 359: Nikoleta Lozanova

The Playboy model who has made a Liverpool star fear for his life

Thanks to their love of Bulgarian models with mafia connections, our friends at Dirty Tackle have cast a sexy light on Nikoleta Lozanova. The 2006 Bulgarian Playboy Playmate of the Year used to step out with [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 255: Elaine ten Cate

It’s Henk ten Cate’s daughter! In her pants!

It’s a sexist world. While the sons of world famous footballers get to follow in their father’s footsteps (see Darren Ferguson, Nigel Clough), the daughters must carve a much sexier path path. Elaine ten Cate, offspring of ex-Chelsea assistant and current Panathinaikos [...]

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Pseudo Dutchman

Steve McClaren still treating English as a second language

FC Twente boss continues to embarrass himself in the Eredivisie

Steve McClaren’s post match interview checklist:

Foreign managers in the Premier league are successful, so try to emulate their mannerisms and command of English [...]

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