Where sport meets porn

Turkish football looks like fun

Some unusual defending from the Turkcell Süper Lig

Turkcell Süper Lig Sporno

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Transfer Talk

Barcelona target Liverpool star, Fenerbahce winger eyes Premiership return

The latest transfer gossip, rumours and damned lies

Daniel Agger Daniel Agger to Barcelona Before last night’s epic battle at Stamford Bridge, Barcelona confirmed their interest in Liverpool’s Danish tattoo artist. According to The Daily Mail, his ability to bring the ball out of defence and set up [...]

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In case you missed it

Video highlights: Man Utd and Arsenal each claim a point

The best of last night’s Champions League action

Celtic 1/ Manchester Utd 1 Just when it looked like the Scottish outfit were to claim a famous victory, the Premier League’s hairiest Welshman stepped up to keep the [...]

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In case You Missed It

Video: Man Utd and Arsenal Champions League highlights

Hurrah! Victory all round for English sides in Europe

Fenerbahce/ Arsenal Many were fretting about Arsenal’s trip to Turkey, but it couldn’t have turned out any better – Cesc Fabregas was on fire and they knocked in [...]

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The Chaaampiooons

The Champions League draw: history says…Lyon!

UEFA have been playing with the crazy pots again

The good officials of the Champions League gathered around the trough in Monaco this afternoon, pausing briefly to pompously remove some plastic footballs from mixing bowls in one of their favourite little rituals.

As per, various pundits and sundry authorities were on hand to discuss the [...]

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