Wenger – delighted
The Spoiler often thanks sweet baby Moses for the very existence of statisticians. Without them, toiling away with magnifying glasses and tweezers, we’d be forced into doing research of our own. Bor-ring!
All of which leads very seamlessly to some interesting information from the International Federation of Football [...]
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Here’s one for Abbey Clancy!
Bellamy shirts sell like hot cakes
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Giggs – no longer frightened of Fergie
Read morePanacea nightclub – popular amongst housewives?
Fans of Greek mythology will already be well aware that Panacea was the goddess of healing. But did you know that she is also a popular Manchester wine bar which Wayne Rooney would be very wise to avoid in future?
Read moreOh God! That’s Ryan Giggs! In New York!
For anyone new to the site, here’s the deal: earlier in the week, in a moment of mindlessly flicking through a discarded copy of OK! magazine, The Spoiler became unwittingly inspired.
Read moreThe two candidates
In an almost exact football recreation of this week’s general election, come next Sunday, all of the glory shall be bestowed on either the ale swillers who like to wear red, or the mojito drinkers who prefer blue. In an ideal world, [...]
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Louis Armstrong goes Death Metal!
Van Persie all set for the Spurs match?
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Portsmouth plead for Europa League spot
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It’s Adam and Joe!
How should Arsenal tackle the Messi problem?
Cantona and Ferguson – together again!
Read moreBig night for Oliver Gill’s daddy
Whilst the children at Arsenal continue to struggle up front, up in beautiful Manchester, it’s the other end of the pitch that has been causing all manner of whirring sounds in the meticulous Ferguson brain.
He’s now without eight of his defenders - namely: Vidic, [...]
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