Deadline Day

Go BONKERS, it’s Transfer Window Deadline Day!

Adam Johnson – City bound?

Adam Johnson

Right, to kick things off there are a few congratulations to get out of the way. Congratulations to Egypt for winning the Africa Cup of Nations. Congratulations to John Terry for managing to paint an even more abhorrent picture of himself than [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: City and United both fancy Buffon, and more…

“Hmmm, City or United?”

Buffon

Contrary to opinion, The Spoiler is not bulletproof. Feelings can be hurt, criticism can cut deep, and evenings can be spent weeping into a pillow – hungry, alone, and a bit thirsty. One such night happened last night, when this comment (from someone called “R”) [...]

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Transfer Talk

Transfer news: Early birthday prezzie for Darren Ferguson…

“Thanks Dad!”

Darren Ferguson

Sweet baby Moses, Mondays can hit a man in the underpants, as the heady weekend hours of boozing in some glitzy high street wine bar, then snogging a stranger’s mouth for twenty minutes in a doorway before puking and stumbling home become just a beautiful distant [...]

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The Commandments

Real Madrid stars banned from going out at night

Florentino Perez to give each player a booklet of rules

Florentino Perez’s rules

Since Cristiano Ronaldo’s arrival at Real Madrid, the Spanish capital’s nightclubs and escort agencies have been bracing themselves for a sharp increase in trade. Madrid’s evening entertainment industry, however, has been dealt a devastating blow [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 374: Micaela Vázquez

Madrid’s Fernando Gago bags another famous Argentinean

Fernando ‘Lady’ Gago may have lost his Real Madrid squad number to some new Brazilian chap, but at least his luck on the lady front continues. Following romances with the lovely Luli Fernández and the even lovelier Pía Martinez, the Argentinean has started [...]

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Press Conference

50,000 people turn up to see Kaka unveiled at Real Madrid

Los Blancos show the world one of their new employees

Kaka and his number 8 shirt

Last night, Real Madrid held a press conference to unveil their second biggest summer signing, some chap called Kaka. Around 50,000 ‘madridistas’ piled into the Bernabéu for a [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 363: Luli Fernández

Another fine WAG offering from South America

Real Madrid’s Fernando Gago is a lucky man. Not only does he have access to Sergio Ramos’ hair straighteners, but he also has a knack of attracting the attention of fabulously good looking Argentinean women.

In addition to the lovely Pía Martinez, [...]

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WAG of the Day

WAG No. 357: Pía Martinez

A major player in Argentina’s ongoing WAG scandal

Pía Martinez entered the world of Waggery earlier this year on the arm of Real Madrid midfielder Fernando Gago. It appears that the couple have since parted ways (allegedly after a sex tape leak), but the topless Argentinean model has recently been implicated [...]

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