Spoiler

Nothing about Torres to Chelsea, or Bale to Inter, but other stuff…

Good Girl Gone Bad

How did it come to this? Rihanna was so sweet, singing about discos and fruit punch and the weather – now look at her. If she’s not dying her hair RED, she’s calling rapper KATT (us neither) THE WORST SWEAR WORD IN THE WORLD [...]

Chelsea make £35m bid for Torres. Or was it was £40m? Or £60m?

“Booooring…”Chelsea have attempted to show they can still mix it with the big boys in the playground by making a never-to-be-accepted bid for Fernando Torres. The ladies and gents of the British press have gone absolutely MENTAL about this – despite Liverpool spending the summer fending off Chelsea’s amorous advances [...]

Man City money cannon points at Fernando Torres

Fans of Kelly Brook might be dispirited to know that she’s reportedly having another crack at a relationship with the bad boy of rugger – Danny Cipriani. If it helps to read it, you probably never really had much of a chance anyway. It’s not your fault…. it’s not your fault… it’s not [...]

Joey Barton could be in trouble with the FA for allegedly calling Fernando Torres a ‘poof’

You talkin ta me?

Controversial Newcastle midfielder Joey Barton appears to have landed himself in hot water once more after yadda yadda yadda.

Basically, Barton has been caught being an idiot for the 6,001st time and now he might get in trouble for it. Again.

/otp

The World’s Eleven Greatest WAGs – Officially Ranked!

Shimmy this way for the year’s best awards ceremony

Our wittier, better looking and more fragrant friends over at Kickette recently conducted a truly epic poll (10,000+ votes and a piece on the Daily Mail) to rank the eleven greatest WAGs on the planet… and [...]

Roy Hodgson to have a pop at landing Darren Bent

“Whoah!”

With only the shadow of Fernando Torres offering any valid attacking threat, Roy Hodgson has now been linked with a host of decent frontmen to boost his side’s chances of digging themselves out of the doldrums.

10 football players who look like animals

Number 2: Fernando Torres and a dog wearing a wig

Betfair Football‘s Dan Fitch is back with another list of football looky-likeys – this time it’s 10 footballers who look scarily similar to our friends in the Animal Kingdom…

Fernando Torres and Pepe Reina ready to quit Liverpool in January?

Spanish pair will active ‘secret clause’

Mirror Football are reporting Fernando Torres and Jose Reina are ready to quit Liverpool this winter, invoking a release clause added to their contracts when former Reds manager Rafael Benitez left the club.