Closet Luvvie

Which former Arsenal star is about to make his film debut?

Mental German keeper to challenge Alec Baldwin for World’s Greatest Living Actor title

Jens Lehmann

Hot on the heels of his cameo appearance in the critically acclaimed masterpiece Goal II: Living the Dream, former Arsenal and current VfB Stuttgart goalkeeper Jens Lehmann has earned his first acting role proper.

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Surprise Cameo

Did you know Cristiano Ronaldo is in Transporter 2?

Yup, look. There he is.

Cristiano Ronaldo in Transporter 2

If you thought the Transporter franchise was simply an excuse for Jason Statham to take off his shirt and wrestle in oil, then you’d be quite right. However, it is also the vehicle with which [...]

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WAG Watch

Theo Walcott’s WAG to become a film star

Melanie Slade will appear in the next* Harry Potter flick

Melanie Slade burst on to the WAG scene in 2006, when she and the rest of the country’s finest supporting ladies did their best to distract England from winning anything. Since she started romancing weak-shouldered Arsenal favourite Theo Walcott, Miss Slade has been passing the [...]

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