CARLING CUP SHOCK

Ray Wilkins may be regretting his pre-match confidence

Burnley end Chelsea’s quadruple bid on penalties

In case you missed it, here are some comments made by Chelsea assistant Ray Wilkins prior to tonight’s home penalty shootout loss to Burnley in which he explains why their Carling Cup policy is so much more effective than Arsenal’s:

“It’s all about winning trophies when you’re a [...]

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UNFORESEEABLE DEVELOPMENT

Nicolas Anelka finds something to complain about

Moody striker is not convinced by Scolari’s tactics

Nicolas Anelka Chelsea Hat-Trick

To most spectators it would appear that Nicolas Anelka is enjoying one of the best periods of his career: Chelsea are top of the league, he’s joint top-scorer and he just scored a hat-trick but [...]

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UNPOPULAR OFFICIAL

The Spoiler’s “Robbed by Rob Styles” XI

Premier League referee prone to the occasional error

Robbed By Rob Styles XI

After Newcastle became the latest team to be denied important points as a result of a mistake by referee Rob Styles, The Spoiler decided to look at who else have fallen victim to [...]

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WTF!

Kenyon in bad maths shocker

Man needs calculator…

Peter Kenyon

Once again, Peter Kenyon has proved his worth as one of the lord God’s most unnecessary creations by insisting that Shevchenko might even have been a good bit of business for Chelsea.

“I’m not giving a lesson in accountancy,” he grumped, “but you do [...]

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Transfer talk

Arsenal transfer news: Arshavin in, Adebayor out

Today’s gossip, rumours and damned lies

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Gareth Barry is still working on his ‘Mr Popular’ reputation by getting himself banned from Aston Villa’s training ground. According to The Times, he is reluctant to put in an official transfer request as he will miss out on loyalty payments. [...]

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Rotten Eggs

Euro 2008: The Spoiler’s Worst Team of The Tournament

They’re a disgrace, a big revolting disgrace…

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Okay, we’ve drooled enough over the Arshavins and the David Villas, now it’s time to load up the claws and get stuck into some massive Euro 2008 flops. These men should think about getting a new day job – especially you, [...]

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Transfer Talk

Ramos starts the clear out, Keane goes poaching

All the big news written down in English

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For those who lie awake wondering whatever happened to Bill Wyman after he walked out on the Rolling Stones in 1993, you can breathe easy – he’s totally fine, and making a fine living as the face of SuperSmoker [...]

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