The Commandments

Real Madrid stars banned from going out at night

Florentino Perez to give each player a booklet of rules

Florentino Perez’s rules

Since Cristiano Ronaldo’s arrival at Real Madrid, the Spanish capital’s nightclubs and escort agencies have been bracing themselves for a sharp increase in trade. Madrid’s evening entertainment industry, however, has been dealt a devastating blow [...]

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Ill-fated Amusement park News

Real Madrid plan to open their own theme park

Florentino Perez envisions ‘Disneyland Madrid’

Disneyland Madrid

Concerned that Real Madrid wasn’t having a big enough impact on our lives, Florentino Perez laid the first stone of “Sports City” when he was in charge of the club in 2004. The project was neglected following his 2006 resignation, but now [...]

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CR9 Arrives

Cristiano Ronaldo makes his Bernabeu debut

Nearly 80,000 fans turn up to greet world’s most expensive player

Cristiano Ronaldo

If you thought the media fanfare surrounding Kaka’s unveiling was excessive, it was nothing compared to the spectacle that saw Cristiano Ronaldo welcomed to Real Madrid.

Just under 80,000 fans piled into the [...]

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Vote: Which Real Madrid reject would you most want to sign?

While Real Madrid have been busy signing Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka and co, the Big Four have so far captured Thomas Vermaelen, Ross Turnbull, Daniel Sturridge, Glen Johnson, Antonio Valencia and, probably, Michael Owen.

With all the big names heading over to Spain, the Premier League’s elite have been forced to adopt a different strategy this [...]

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