All of today’s transfers, just for you…
And so Big Brother kicks off again tonight, supposedly featuring a whopping sixteen new faces for you to fantasise about destroying/licking. All of them are sure to have one thing in common – their friends describe them as “wacky” or “bubbly”, or [...]
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Well done Chelsea – after striking the fear of God into everyone for ages, the mask appears to have slipped. Roman didn’t get his wish of a winning final in Russia, all the best managers are giving them a wide berth, and [...]
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Casting a double act correctly is an exact science. The great ones – Morecambe and Wise, The Two Ronnies – relied on their hilarious differences to make people laugh. Ronnie Corbett was a tiny little thing, while Ronnie Barker was a big fatso – brilliant! [...]
Read moreChief Exec caught being proactive!
Note to all Premier League chief execs – this is how to keep your people happy.
Perhaps Arsenal could get some kind of cash machine installed, instead of relying on Wenger’s cobwebbed purse?
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For fans of Britain’s Got Talent, The Spoiler is backing either the kid who keeps moaning that people want to hit him because he sings like Aled Jones, or the long faced street urchin who bodypops. Not – make this clear [...]
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Think about it: Italian men always seem to be wearing hair product, they probably look at us and wonder why we don’t bother. Well, riddle over, Italian friends – you obviously haven’t heard of something called rain. It’s a [...]
Read moreScottish legend confuses a pot with a black kettle
Those barking hounds from Real Madrid are forever circling Old Trafford, panting and sniffing around, desperately trying to locate the whereabouts of Cristiano Ronaldo. They obviously didn’t bank on Sir Alex Ferguson batting them away with a pooey stick.
“In [...]
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While the football season ended about a week ago, Rafa Benitez had built up so much talking momentum that his mouth has failed to stop, and the last few days have seen him overheard by passers-by droning about how he wants [...]
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