Hleb's Off

Hleb’s agent alerts Real Madrid

What’s this? A winger linked with Real Madrid?

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Hleb has hardly pledged himself to Wenger and Arsenal since all the speculation about his future kicked off in the closing stages of the season. Instead, he’s chosen to bury his head firmly in the sand, and leave all the talking [...]

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Transfer Talk

New Giggs, Tevez to United, Hughes goes mental

Forget about your worries with today’s transfer rumours… then go back to your worries

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Wow, what a dramatic night. For those who missed it for whatever reason, Raef went, and that smarmy little Michael character lives to fight another boardroom. Gutted.

Today’s transfers are very enticing…

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Transfer Talk

Ferguson takes a leaf from the book of Wenger

Plus Everton employees get lazy 

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For those sensible enough to still be at work – rather than joining all the cheerful idiots bounding around the city centre in swimming costumes, hosing each other down and smearing ice cream everywhere – here are today’s very straight-faced transfer rumours. Roll VT…

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Sleeping Giant

AC Milan Nightmare: No Champions League for Kaka

No longer Drogba’s dream move, we assume

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Only last week, Drogba was caught twittering about how great AC Milan are, alluding to a move, building them up like they were the best team since AC Milan in the 1980s. And yet, now, everyone has gone a little bit hushed.

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Transfer Talk

Yeah, laters Cristiano Ronaldo – you go to Spain!… idiot.

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Wow, what a cup final it’s going to be – no Defoe, no Fowler, no recognisable goal scorers on either team. Get ready for a stonker, people! To calm you down, and get that heart rate back to around normal, here’s some very sobering news from the transfer underground…

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Hleb Update

Hleb spills the beans – via his agent’s mouth

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Well, the great news, Arsenal, is that it isn’t your football that is making Hleb want to leave you – no, he loves the style of play – it’s your city, your home, your people. They’re the problem.

Like most agents, the man who does all of Hleb’s [...]

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Puyol to Man United, Yaya Toure to Arsenal, Alan Smith explained!

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If you’re planning to go to Glasgow tonight, don’t, it would be a silly silly move. Should Rangers win, Celtic supporters go bonkers, should Rangers lose, everyone goes bonkers. And, of course, “bonkers” is street slang for face punchy and eye scratchy. You would be far wiser to read [...]

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Spurs lose Berbatov AND Eto’o – gutted, seriously

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There is no time to rest in football. Ferguson might have been dancing on the tables last night, but he’d have been back at his desk this morning with a muesli bar from a garage to plan how to best inflict pain on others come August.

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