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Raymond Domenech turns his back on football, goes on poker training course in Thailand

Dear Hollywood, please cast this man in a remake of Bloodsport

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Manager Laurent Blanc uses ‘psychological profiler’ to help choose new France captain

Raised eyebrows in France as gaffer gets scientific

As part of his ongoing campaign to bring some harmony back to the mental French international squad, cerebral manager Laurent Blanc has brought in a professional to ‘conduct a psychological test’ on the squad, which he hopes will help him find [...]

Zinedine Zidane’s son Enzo could reject France for Spain

15-year-old Real youth team star considers international future

French legend Zinedine Zidane has told press his son Enzo – full name Enzo Alan Zidane Fernandez – may opt for Spain when the time comes to choose [...]

Nicolas Anelka dying with laughter at French clowns

Story depicted using Photoshop skills

Nicolas Anelka said this on the subject of his massive international 18-match suspension:

Sergio Ramos cuts it all off, great Craig Bellamy goals…

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Some nice Bellamy goals. He shall be missed.

Is that it for Anelka and France?

[World Cup blog]

Brazil manager [...]

Ribery didn’t realise that his prostitutes were on the game

Send in your “Ribery in Prison” pics

The Ribery/underage prostitute case is still raging across The Channel, and local rag Le Parisien has managed to uncover some interesting information from the police interviews.

Zinedine Zidane enjoys a really lovely afternoon

Zidane, Lizarazu, and Blanc lurking behind

As expected, the OK! magazine tributes haven’t gone down too well with the WKD drinking minority of Spoiler readers, who would much rather make hilarious observations about how they might like to pass the time with Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend. But, [...]

BONUS! Another fab “Ribery in Prison” picture

A corker from Spoiler reader, Simon Harries

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